they make laptop harnesses so you can walk and blog at the same time
i just wanna see what mackleman drew in 3rd grade that was so good it made him question his sexuality
"your bra strap is showing" that’s my dick
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
is it cold in here or is that just my heart
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
Shout out to those followers who are the one note to your shitty posts
if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.